Are You Tired of Cop Shows?

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New TV drama ripped from today’s news

Episode 1:  Goth Be A Lady Tonight!

When Laura goes undercover as a Goth English Teacher to discover who put a cap up the ass of her former lap dance instructor, she gets more than she bargained for.  The only one in this mega-school of 90,210 students is the obese African American principal named Wanda who spouts salty limericks about the school board and demands to be called the Princesspal.

Confronted by an array of possible suspects including a straight A student that recently got Shakespeare indicted in the Hague on anti-Semitic hate crimes and a goofy, but loveable, dope dealer who has had the left hemisphere of his brain removed to store amphetamines which he can access through his left ear, Laura finds the true killer is a GED teacher who persists in breaking the school’s dress code by wearing hot pants and a halter top (which often has a wardrobe malfunction).

Boobies fly (cat fight!) when Laura arrests the killer only to find out she’s Laura’s own biological mother and the cops coming to her aid are really a film crew coming to interview the perp on becoming the US poet laureate.    So it goes.

CSI, NCIS, Bones, Castle, Medium, Body of Proof, Monk, Charlie’s Angels, and L&O SVU where sexual crimes are of a especially helpful nature to build revenues, and even  more British Detective dramas has to be a genre bubble of some sort.  This is why I’ve created a satirical plot outline.  Raise you mouse if you agree.