Top Five New American VocTech Courses

Unauthorized E-Car Procurement Agent

Learn how to boost your income by boosting the new all-electric cars.
Hot wiring can be dangerous. We show you: the new safety equipment, the new power drain home detection equipment, and the new electric-fence business. $500.00 Fagin Associates. Multiple late night locations or mail order.


Repo-Landscape Design Artist

Millions of American homes have been foreclosed and stand empty. Homeowners on the same street do not want to stand out and become a target for thieves. We teach you the crack-house motif, the condemned and ready to bulldoze look and
other “let’s drive by quickly,” repo looks. $500.00 Fagin Associates. Mail order only.

Robo-Signer

How many WPM you can type is out, how many fiduciary documents you can sign in a minute (DPM) is in. We teach technique over knowledge and cover writer’s cramp as well as Jefferson’s signature duplication equipment. Make up to 15 thousand and hour. Steady work. Fagin Associates. How to be hired just by walking in the door. $500 Fagin Associates. CD course only.

Overseas Survival Specialist

Have you married an Asian just to get a work permit? No problem. We show you how to play dead, and other survival techniques when your new wife’s 50 to 100 relatives show up unannounced. Much of our course is authentic reverse witness protection material. Fagin Associates. English only $500.00


Reverse NIMBY Activist

The Not In My Back Yard folks are now working for Third Harvest (picking food from trash cans behind soup kitchens to take home). Become an activist for PIMBY (Please In My Back Yard!). Nuclear waste dumps, nuclear power plants, and oil- SIHSHA (See I Have Started Hole Already) are looking for community organizers. We show you how. Who knows you may end up as President of the US. Fagin Associates. US Birth certificate required but negotiable. You guessed it: $500.00 Fagin Associates

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